Twitterfreakingmad

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Twitter has been driving me absolutely mad all weekend long with their "known issues" that they never seem to do anything about. I want to tell the world what it is exactly that I'm doing. How the hell can I end my weekend not being able to tell the world what the hell I'm doing? They freaking want to know. Oh my God!

The Sleeping Beauté Is Awakening

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I have no idea how even to begin. I've had so many blogs that at this point it's impossible to count. Most were not for public consumption. Today, however, I am choosing to expose myself. Then again, I really don't know how far I'll actually go just yet. I'm blogging strictly for cathartic reasons. My blog has no theme. It's random. Random bitch, basically. So welcome, and hope you can enjoy & appreciate the neurotic nature of my blatherings.

What can I say? My marriage bores me to tears and I have two men (well 2 who are more constant than the others :) who are interested in me for different reasons. So I take them out of their boxes every once in a while and give them a go around. Yes, it's pretty funny, isn't it? Well, that's my life. Seems like the norm to me. To you, maybe not. Oh well, can't please everyone. But I have a great therapist for that.

We reside in California. Frequently you may hear me complaining about it because I hate it here. I want to move to Washington, but hubby won't budge. I have two children, two dogs, a cat, and a bird, who all keep me pretty busy. I love them all.

I can't believe tomorrow is already June 1st. Still waiting for my Prince. While I'm waiting I think I will apply some crack cream to my heels. Wouldn't want the SOB to finally show up and think I look a little rough around the edges...so to speak.